Scouring the internet, we collected information on 108 athlete/celebrity relationships, some dating back to the mid-to-late 1990s. We then analyzed the athletes’ stats before, during and after those relationships to answer the question: “Do Celebrity Girlfriends Improve Athlete Performance?”
You’ll find the results as you read on, as well as the top 10 celebrities most beneficial (and detrimental) to athlete performance.
Enjoy!
Quantifying Celebrity Influence on Athlete Performance
It is always fun to speculate about whether or not an athlete’s in-game performance is affected by the existence of a significant other. We took it a step beyond speculation, and calculated the percent change in performance by athletes who were involved in celebrity relationships.
Different sport-specific statistics were used to determine a player’s success. For example, goals and assists were used for soccer players, while yearly earnings were used for tennis players.
The terms below will be used often while discussing the results of this study.
Sport By Sport
First and foremost, let’s took a very broad look at our results.
Below, a league-by-league comparison of the effect celebrities had on athletes.
NBA
AVG Relationship Score: 24.84
AVG Breakup Score: -15.59
Metrics Used for Calculation: Player Efficiency Rating and Win Shares
NBA players seem to be a bit sensitive.
Overall, their performance tends to improve when they are in a relationship. A 24.84-percent relationship score is third highest of the sports used in our study. On the other hand, NBA players seem to crumble after breakups. At -13.06, the NBA possesses the lowest average breakup score in the study.
Once Kim Kardashian came into the picture, Humphries’ production exploded.
He more than tripled his average rebounds and assists, doubled his average blocks and nearly doubled his average points. Overall, after taking a look at Humphries’ improvements in PER and Win Shares, the Kris/Kim combo resulted in a relationship score of 234.78.
The duo ended up getting married, but quickly divorced. Post-divorce, Humphries’ production didn’t tank, but it definitely decreased. A -28.24 breakup score is not something to celebrate. Despite this, Kardashian’s influence on his game was immense while they were together.
NFL
Average Relationship Score: 38.88
Average Breakup Score: 46.74
Metrics Used for Calculation: Position Specific
The NFL benefits from relationships in a big way. Bigger than any other sport, in fact.
On average, the total change in production is a whopping 71.6-percent. The average relationship score (44.6%) is second only to soccer, and the average breakup score (55.61-percent) is the only breakup score to show any significant positive increase.
A word to the wise for NFL players. If you are not already dating a celebrity, find one and sweep her off her feet. Now.
Last year, Peyton Manning started playing for the Broncos, and Decker absolutely exploded. 1064 receiving yards put him in second place on the team behind the freakish Demaryius Thomas, but Decker had three more touchdowns than Thomas. Look for Decker to continue to impress, as he and James are now married.
MLB
Average Relationship Score: -0.74
Average Breakup Score: -2.57
Metrics Used for Calculation: Home runs, runs batted in and batting average for non-pitchers. Home runs allowed & earned run average for pitchers.
Baseball players seem to be largely unaffected by relationships.
Overall, the results are negative, but only by -4.6-percent. Most of that comes from a handful of negative breakup scores, creating an average of -5.29. This was the ONLY league not to have a positive average relationship score.
In 2004, he hopped in the sack with two of Hollywood’s brightest stars: Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson. Jeter’s stat’s jumped 30-percent during this time, then fell 13.29-percent after the relationship.
NHL
Average Relationship Score: 17.07
Average Breakup Score: -3.28
Metrics Used for Calculation: Position/role specific
NHL Players generally seemed to benefit from being in a relationship.
The results weren’t overwhelming, but they were positive nonetheless. The average breakup score was -3.28-percent, which is not enough to convince us that hockey players tank after a breakup.
He would notoriously talk smack, and led the league in penalty minutes for two straight seasons near the time of his relationship with Elisha Cuthbert. His stats increased significantly with Cuthbert in his life. His average points (goals and assists) jumped by nearly 180-percent, but his penalty minutes increased significantly as well.
Despite his increase in penalties, his time spent in Los Angeles with Cuthbert was likely the most impressive point of his playing career. Never afraid to speak his mind, Avery expressed his appreciation for Cuthbert by publicly referring to her as his “sloppy seconds” when it came to light that she was dating another NHL player, Dion Phaneuf.
Stay classy, Sean Avery.
Soccer
Average Relationship Score: 50.07
Average Breakup Score: 3.53
Metrics Used for Calculation: Goals and Assists
Soccer players benefit from being in a relationship more than any other group with a relationship score of 50.07-percent. Their breakup score is positive as well, but not by much.
Overall, if you are a footballer, it appears to be a good idea to have a woman by your side.
He has always been a strong player, but when German singer Mandy Capristo came into his life she bolstered his career considerably. His first year with Real Madrid, 2010, was the same year he started dating Capristo.
His average goal count shot from four before the relationship to 13.6 during the relationship. The couple still seems to be going strong, and we hope for Ozil’s sake that his good fortune while dating Capristo will continue to improve his game.
So far, the total increase in production sits at about 133-percent.
Tennis
Average Relationship Score: 21.95
Average Breakup Score: -9.18
Metrics Used for Calculation: Earnings ($)
During the following two years, he dated singer/actress Mandy Moore, and increased his earnings by more than 200-percent. In his third year (his second with Moore), his earnings totaled $3,227,342, the highest he would ever achieve in his career. After dating her, his earning decreased by -22-percent.
Overall Results
Guys, go find your celebrity girlfriend – odds are she will help you step up your game.
Other Observations and Trends
Though we’ve already managed to find the solution to the question we sought to answer, this data provides some other interesting information that didn’t really fit into any category. Keep reading to get a real idea of what is going on in the world of athlete and celebrity dating.
Who's Dating Whom?
Somewhat surprisingly, it appears that athletes don’t particularly like to date other athletes. Of all the relationships we looked at, only eight of them involved a pair of athletes. Of those eight, seven involved at least one tennis player.
Now for a more in-depth look at things.
Below, you’ll find the total number of athletes involved in the study, and their preferred type of celebrity partner by league.
Andy Roddick has been with Brooklyn Decker since 2009, which accounts for the one tennis player/model record. In the golf category it was Tiger Woods’ long-time wife Elin Nordegren, whom he divorced in 2010.
Soccer players seem to be the pickiest of the bunch.
More than 56-percent of their celebrity counterparts were models, while TV personalities and other athletes were completely excluded from their selections. Major League Baseball also seems very picky at first glance, but much of the data from that league is skewed by the tastes of a certain Yankee shortstop who is utterly fixated on having famous girlfriends.
The average length of all the relationships in the study was about 21 months, or 1.74 years.
Let’s take a look at average duration by league.
Relationships with soccer players, on average, don’t even last a single year. To be exact, 16 of the 23 soccer player relationships we looked at lasted less than a year.
The longest relationship in our group of soccer players is the one between Jamie O’Hara and Danielle Lloyd O’Hara. They have been together for four years, and have three children. This was a new move for Danielle, who has had several other relationships with footballers, none of which lasted even a single year.
Most Beneficial & Detrimental Celebrities
Some celebrities have a greater influence on their athlete counterparts than others. As you read on, you will find two lists: One for the celebrities most beneficial to athlete performance, and one for the celebrities most detrimental to athlete performance.
Top Ten Celebrities Most Beneficial To Athlete Performance
In 2007, she hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo had one of his most productive seasons during this time, as his average stats increased by 105-percent. The year after, his play took a slight turn, with his stats decreasing by an average of 3-percent.
Her first go-around was with Amar'e Stoudemire. His statistics suffered when he was with her, but not enough to cancel out the results of her next athlete boyfriend: Reggie Bush. After breaking up with Bush in 2010, his statistics skyrocketed by about 330-percent.
In year one of their relationship, he recorded a career-high 56 total goals, most of which came during his play for juggernaut Real Madrid. With Shayk at his side, his average production has increased by 111-percent, which is the seventh-highest value for all of our relationship scores.
Her celeb score is 124-percent, which makes Kim a remarkably reliable source of success for those she dates.
Who benefited the most from her apparently magic touch? Kris Humphries, who saw his numbers explode by 207-percent during their relationship. Could this extra bonus be due to the fact that the two were married at the time?
Maybe, but one thing is for sure: there is no celebrity in our set that has produced athlete success more consistently than Kim.
After that experience, Simpson moved on to start dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. During their relationship, Romo’s numbers were quite simply mindboggling. His average of 968 passing yards and six touchdowns prior to the relationship exploded up to an average of 4.047 passing yards and 29 touchdowns during.
After the two broke up, Romo’s numbers fell rapidly to 1,605 passing yards and 11 touchdowns.
Good work, Mesut!
First, he played in Cleveland with LeBron James in 2006, but didn’t get much playing time. He was then transferred to a lousy Chicago Bulls team in 2007. After that, he had a brief stint with Charlotte and then finally landed in LA. In 2009, his career changed in a big way.
For his previous teams, he was averaging about 300 minutes per season. In his first full season with the Lakers, he played 1700 minutes, and his stats soared. No matter that this spike in production coincided with the start of his relationship with Monica Arnold…right?
Brown and Arnold are married now, and his play is still at a relatively high level compared to the pre-Monica days. Overall, a 137-percent increase in production.
When they got together, Roddick’s earnings immediately shot through the roof by nearly 210-percent. Unfortunately, they broke up in 2004, and this led to a slight drop-off in Roddick’s earnings.
First it was Reggie Bush. Bush, who was really a non-factor in the NFL at the time, dated both Amber Rose and Jessie James in 2010, so James shares another odd extremely high breakup score mentioned before with Rose. A 329-percent increase after the breakup is really quite astounding, but it is nothing compared to the increase in production Eric Decker has seen while he has been with Jessie.
Decker was drafted 87th overall by the Broncos. In his first season, he went for 106 receiving yards and one receiving touchdown. He started dating Jessie in 2011, and, as expected, had an increase in production to the tune of 612 yards and eight touchdowns.
This was impressive, but no one expected what he would do in 2012. Decker, with Peyton Manning at the helm of the Broncos’ offense, went for 1064 yards and 13 touchdowns. That’s good for a relationship score of 795.28%
With these two relationships combined, James has a celebrity score of 686.7, which is 500 points higher than the next closest celebrity, Mandy Moore.
Top Ten Celebrities Most Detrimental To Athlete Performance
In the previous year, Stoudemire averaged 25.3 points (second-highest in his career), 1.9 blocks (second-highest in his career), 2.6 assists (highest in his career) and 8.2 rebounds per game. With Ciara, each of these statistical categories dropped noticeably: 17.5 points (third-lowest of his career), 1 block (third-lowest of his career) 1.1 assists (third-lowest of his career), and 7.8 rebounds (third-lowest of his career).
Not pretty.
You probably recognize Elin Nordegren as the ex-wife of superstar golf pro, Tiger Woods. As you know, Tiger is one of the greatest golfers ever to play the game, and he reached this status while he was with Nordegren.
From 2001-10, he dominated the golf scene, giving Elin an 82-percent relationship score with him. When they broke up, however, Tiger’s prominence dropped by -91-percent, according to his earnings.
Her second relationship with NHL star Doug Murray hardly factors into her score, as he only saw a 9-percent change in his stats while they were together.
Sharper was first, with a 6-percent decrease in production while they were together and a 32-percent decrease after the breakup. Luckily, he still managed to win a Super Bowl a few years later.
Wade has been with Union since 2008. His stats have steadily declined over the years, but he is still one of the league’s premier players. He also managed to win a NBA championship in close proximity to the start of his relationship with Union. This one is sort of bittersweet.
With a celeb score of -55, she certainly belongs on our list, but she also seems to have brought championships to her significant others.
Fair trade?
When he married Bec Cartwright in 2005, it would be the last time his earnings would reach the million-dollar mark.
The odd couple tied the knot in 1998 following the Chicago Bulls’ third consecutive championship. A few months into the relationship, Rodman found himself being released by the Bulls and picked up by the Los Angeles Lakers. He played 23 games in LA before being released.
While he was there, his numbers crumbled, especially in the Win Shares category, which fell from an average of 7.34 before the relationship, to an average 4.3 during the relationship.
Overall, the couple’s relationship score totaled -32.30. Electra was not satisfied in the marriage and divorced Rodman in April of 1999. This did him in for good. A -56.82 breakup score came primarily from a Win Share average that dropped from 4.3 to 0.6. He played briefly for the Dallas Mavericks before retiring from the NBA and joining the ABA and foreign leagues for six more years.
Rodman doesn’t seem to hold a grudge.
Recently, when asked about his relationship with Electra, Rodman said, ”I’ve slept with over 2,000 women. After a while they all become a bit of a blur. One woman looks the same as another – but not Carmen. She’s right up there in the top 10.”
His career goal-scoring and assist averages of 19.4 and 11.8 were met with averages of 15.3 and 5.67 from 2009-2011. Nara’s case is not helped by the fact that he scored 38 goals and had 13 assists in the season prior to their relationship.
Forlan’s numbers fell even more after the breakup, by nearly 60-percent. While this may simply mean that Forlan is approaching the end of his career, the decrease in production is far too significant to ignore the possibility of other factors coming into play.
So there you have it. Just about everything you’ll ever need to know about athlete/celebrity relationships. Have more questions? Shoot us an email, or leave your comments below!
Written By: Andrew Powell-Morse
Concept Development: Brett Cohen & Andrew Powell-Morse
Graphic Design: Chris Mathews
Sources:
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/
http://www.famoushookups.com/
http://www.sports-reference.com/
http://espnfc.com
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