The FCC was bombarded with complaints, with one guy claiming James ruined his Tinder date.
Per TMZ:
— “LeBron James showed his d*ck on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure that’s exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and he’s not as good as Michael Jordan.”
— “I am shocked and appalled! I don’t want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am ok with seeing female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast but no more penis, please!”
— “The camera had a close up of [LeBron’s] tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly ‘biggest’ star in the NBA.”
Most of the complaints seem fake or outlandish. I mean come on, you really were late for a laser tag date, because you had to rewind the DVR to make sure it was James’ penis?
By Glenn Erby
